And finally… dick steals Moby
Police are on the hunt for a thief who stole an enormous, metre-long dildo called “Moby” from a sex shop.
The dildo weighs nearly 20 kilograms and retails for around £1,000 ($1,250), HuffPost reports.
The masked thief simply walked into the Las Vegas shop, “picked it up and walked out with it”, according to an employee.
Security footage obtained by TMZ shows the man escaping with the giant dildo slung over his shoulder.