And finally… not speedy enough

Speedy Gonzalez has been caught with an enormous haul of stolen supermarket goods, police say.
A local police department in the US state of Georgia went viral after announcing the arrest and charging of a 40-year-old man seemingly named for the world-famous cartoon character.
Gonzalez allegedly stole over $20,000 worth of goods from a number of supermarkets by placing items inside a cheap container and only paying for the container, the New York Post reports.
Police believe he stole from Walmarts across northern Georgia more than 20 times, targeting high-priced but smaller items like nicotine gum and diabetic test strips.
He would “pick out an item from the shelf, such as a trash can — in one instance, it was a mailbox — then take all those items, stick it into the box with the larger item, and then take that, pay for it, and walk out of the store”, a police official said.