Top 10 And finallys of 2018

And finally… str**k off

A solicitor who sent a foul-mouthed rant to the Solicitors Regulation Authority has been banned from the profession.

And finally… Messi divorce

A man filed for divorce because his wife thought Cristiano Ronaldo was a better footballer than Lionel Messi.

And finally… red tape

A judge ordered that a defendant’s mouth be duct-taped after he interrupted court proceedings a dozen times.

And finally… peed off

A restaurant owner has been fined around £190 for putting up a sarcastic window sign asking people not to let their dogs pee on an outdoor flower pot.

And finally… shell shock

A tourist was charged and fined after she brought an unexploded World War Two shell to Vienna airport.

And finally… hogwash express

A university has begun offering a course on the law and judicial system of Harry Potter.

And finally… trials and tribulations

A group of people who thought they had survived the Great Tribulation, a period of suffering that Evangelical Christians believe precedes the Second Coming, and who kidnapped their neighbours in order to protect them from demons, were found naked in an SUV they had crashed into a ditch as they attempted to flee the end of the world.

And finally… Speedy Gonzales

A man who allegedly ran out on dinner dates with women, leaving them to pay the full bill, is facing up to 13 years in prison.

And finally… digestives

Three passengers have been arrested in two airports in just two days on suspicion of smuggling 20 gold biscuits in their rectums.

And finally… name shame

A couple have been summoned to appear in court after naming their 14-month old baby “Benito Mussolini”.