Top 10 And finallys of 2019

A fight between two men over who had reserved a sunbed on a cruise ship is set to be resolved in court.

And finally… love triangle

A prominent lawyer has admitted his career is over after pleading guilty to bigamy and forgery of divorce documents.

And finally… balls up

Confused police officers burst into the wrong home and ordered a bewildered young man to drop his boxers and lift up his testicles in a botched drug raid.

And finally… toothless apology

Lawyers for a dentist who was filmed removing a patient’s tooth while riding a hoverboard have apologised for his behaviour.

And finally… correction m’lud

A prisoner facing a three-month jail sentence for making an improvised tattoo gun interrupted a sheriff yesterday to point out the maximum possible sentence was 30 days.

And finally… parklife

A sheriff has banned a man from shouting in his own flat.

And finally… grade deflation

A lawyer who twice forged her transcript in an attempt to land her dream job has been struck off.

And finally… short shrift

An angry Cork judge postponed sentencing for a man found guilty of threatening behaviour after he turned up to court wearing shorts.

And finally… indeliberate juror

A Crown Court case collapsed after a woman accidentally joined the jury, The Telegraph reports.

And finally… injudicious

Three judges face disciplinary charges after a night of revelry ended with two of them being shot outside of fast food restaurant White Castle.