And finally… Crook by name
A bumbling alleged criminal who failed in his scheme to steal a packet of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos sought revenge by setting fire to the petrol station store - but failed in that endeavour too.
Joshua Lee Crook, 33, is now facing charges of first-degree attempted arson and three misdemeanours.
Crook was confronted during his theft by the manager of the petrol station store in St. Louis - which straddles the Missouri-Illinois border - and punched him in the face, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch reports.
Once outside, he grabbed a petrol pump nozzle and threw it to the ground before throwing a lit cigarette at the growing pool of fuel.
However, the fuel failed to light and Crook was subsequently arrested.
His misdemeanour charges are for third-degree assault, theft and trespassing.