And finally… to baldly go
Cops have appealed to the public to help track down a bald man who stole steven boxes of a topical hair regrowth product.
In a statement, police said it was “not the most hair-raising crime”, but they suspected he will “continue committing this type of crime, as 12-14 months of consistent use is needed to see results”.
The man, between 30 and 40 years old, entered a store near Wyoming, Michigan and selected seven boxes of Rogaine.
He then allegedly placed them in a shopping bag and left the store.