And finally… dumbass
A man named Jerry Anus has been arrested on drug possession charges for the second time in a month.
Anus, 39, was pulled over after driving by a police car without dimming his front lights.
He allegedly told officers that he had no driving license and an open can of beer was sitting in the drink holder.
A search of the car allegedly turned up a bag containing traces of meth.
Documents filed with the court in Guam state that Anus then told officers they “had no evidence now because he smoked all of it” before being pulled over.
He is already awaiting trial on separate drug possession charges, Pacific Daily News reports.