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Inebriated tourists on ‘beer bikes’ will plague Amsterdam no more after a court ruled that the contraptions be banned. The vehicles are a popular way for groups including stag parties to travel around the Dutch capital while drinking.

A man who sent 144 “nasty” text messages to his ex-girlfriend has been ordered to write her 144 compliments. Judge Rhonda Loo ordered Darren Young, 30, to write a "nice thing" for every "nasty thing" he said after he pleaded no contest to violating his former girlfriend’s protection order, the

Saudi Arabia has conferred citizenship on a robot. Sophia Robot appeared on stage for an interview at a business event in Saudi Arabia when she was told the kingdom had made her a citizen.

A couple who died decades ago have finally been buried following a short legal dispute between local authorities and their son. Eugenious and Hilda Marcel were embalmed after their deaths in 1987 and 1994, but son Melvyn kept their bodies in a freezer pending the construction of a private mausoleum

A prisoner who had a massive package of drugs including heroin and stimulants surgically removed from his rectum is suing authorities for performing the medical procedure on him without his consent. Brian Jesse Willner, 31, alleges prison authorities performed an illegal search and a hospital later

Prison authorities are urgently investigating how Edinburgh prisoners managed to access the Internet and post nude photos of themselves. The offenders are believed to have used secret mobile phones to upload bizarre racy snaps to Facebook and Instagram.

A couple of Amazon customers were left baffled after plastic bins they ordered from the online superstore showed up filled with cannabis. The pair, who have chosen to remain anonymous, ordered four 27-gallon storage bins that should have arrived empty, but were instead carrying a grand total of 65 p

A man is suing jail authorities for £3.8 million after he was mocked by guards and not treated, for a four-day erection caused by a pill he took in jail. Dustin Lance, 32, said he suffered "unbearable pain" from the 91-hour arousal and "irreparable harm to his penis".

Chad was included in US President Donald Trump's controversial travel ban because of an office supply issue, it has emerged. It was not immediately clear why the African country was included in the ban alongside the likes of Syria, Iran and North Korea when Chad is recognised by the US government as

A man has filed a lawsuit against an airline who promised a "champagne service" but served sparkling wine instead. Daniel Macduff flew from Quebec to Cuba with Sunwing Airlines, who advertised a complimentary on-board champagne toast. However, a cheaper wine was offered.

Pizza shop sex couple Daniella Hirst and Craig Smith have been slapped with a curfew to prevent them from performing an encore. Images of the pair engaging in sex while waiting for a 12-inch pizza in a Domino's store went viral after a staff member posted pictures online.

A man has alleged that he was wrongly sacked by a gay porn company when he refused to continue injecting enhancement drugs into models' penises after accidentally piercing his thumb with one of the syringes. Ronald Baker is suing the Adult Entertainment Broadcast Network because his wages and benefi

A murderer with erectile dysfunction is taking prison governors to court for confiscating his penis pump, the Press and Journal reports. Imran Shahid is serving a jail sentence of at least 25 years after admitting his role in the racist gang murder of a 15-year-old in 2004.

A man dressed as a shark to promote an electronics store called McShark has been fined for falling foul of Austria's full-face burqa ban. Police confronted the man after an anonymous tip-off and gave him a €150 fine (£135) when he refused to remove the shark head.

More than two dozen people were discovered smuggling gold in their rectums on two flights to India in an operation of unusual size. Over 10 kilograms of the metal was found on 37 passengers across two flights from Sri Lanka to India, with 29 of the smugglers opting to stow their booty in their booti