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A judge has castigated a vexatious litigant for describing his occupation as “a disciple of the Lord Jesus Christ”. Mr Justice Richard Humphreys said the courts were right to refuse to accept a sworn statement with the “fanciful” occupation listed.

A judge has banned a man from ordering pizza as part of his bail conditions. Randy Riddle, 49, is charged with four counts of harassing phone calls, two counts of first-degree petty theft and one count of second-degree petty theft.

A Crown Court judge hit back at a foul-mouthed neo-Nazi's verbal abuse by throwing back some of her own. John Hennigan, 50, as he was being sentenced for breach of an Asbo, told Judge Patricia Lynch that she was a "bit of a c**t".

A man was forced to postpone the sale of his home after he realised he had been living next door to the flat he owns.

A man was left baffled after police told him he failed his disclosure check because he was executed a decade ago.

An alleged criminal used a drone to film people using an ATM in a high-tech enterprise reported to police last June.

The city of Munich has applied to the European Union Intellectual Property Office for exclusive rights to the Oktoberfest name.

A one-hour slug hunt twice a year could solve Norway's problem with the invasive Spanish slug, a local political party has said.

A police raid on a drug kingpin's prison cell uncovered such luxuries as a plasma TV, a treadmill and a library of books and DVDs.

A man who hid seven grams of cocaine under his foreskin has been returned to jail for 12 weeks.

A province in eastern China has banned civil servants' boozy working lunches — after several of them DIED from alcohol poisoning.

A Japanese steakhouse faces legal action after a man claimed part of a dinner show where his wife was squirted with water from a plastic toy was a "sexual-style assault".

A non-Spanish-speaking teacher is suing the Southern District of Florida for refusing to let her teach the language.

A woman has launched a legal case at the High Court in London in an attempt to stop her neighbours from from using spicy chillies in their cooking.

An American man relived a plotline from TV sitcom Seinfeld by allegedly attempting to profit from a neighbouring state's bottle deposit scheme. Brian Everidge will appear in court charged with one felony count of beverage return of non-refundable bottles - a charge carrying penalties of up to five y